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This is basically where the muses of Caesar, Calla Morrigan and Lady Biggs duel it out or just have random conversations with their appointed authors. The rule of thumb here is that insanity rules!

In the on going saga you shall meet Caesar, Calla Morrigan and LB's muse versions of Legolas, Haldir, Vlad Dracula, Aragorn, and Tor Johnson and Sephiroth and the Minion. Plus many others! There will also be appearances of Chibi Calla and Fairy Calla... of Fairy Biggs and a possible Chibi Biggs (depends on whether her experiments go right!). We also welcome "guest musers" as well. ^^

So if you're just in the mood for some random (and we do mean random) insanity... please read on!

Caesar, Calla Morrigan and Lady Biggs

PS
Keep in mind all of these are the babies of IM convos that turned into semi-ficciness!

Credit: Credit be given to the Haldir Icon archive where all LOTR icons have been taken from!

Character List (in no particular order):
Calla Morrigan- as herself
LB- ladyBiggs, as herself
Caesar- as himself

Animals:
Aspen - LB's Older girl kitty
Sam - LB's younger boy kitty

Fae and Chibi's:
FL1- Fairy Legolas 1 (blue and white version)
FL2- Fairy Legolas 2 (black version)
Fairy Calla- or FC for short
CC- or Chibi Calla
FB- Fairy Biggs

Lord of the Rings Characters:
Legolas- also known as Leggie
Haldir
Sauron
Frodo
Arwen
Eowyen
Aragorn

Fushigi Yuugi Characetrs:
Hotohori
Nuriko
Tasuki

Gundam Wing Characters:
Wufei
Relena
Quatre
Heero
Noin

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Characters:
Tom Servo
Crow T. Robot
Gypsy
Dr. Clayton Forrester
TV's Frank

"Singles" from random places:
Sephiroth- also known as Seph or Leech, from Final Fantasy 7
Minion- clone of Sephiroth, made for Ebay profit... sales transaction still pending
Hermione - of Harry Potter, or local SPEW rep.
Tony (a good vampire) - of Calla's Fiction
Rocky - of Rocky Horror Picture Show
M-Kiwamu (aka Kiwi)
M-Fu-ki
M-Kaede
Vlad Dracula - The historical Dracula, a.k.a. Vlad the Impaler
Tor Johnson - 400-pound Swedish ex-wrestler and B-movie legend
Graf Orlok - from the silent film "Nosferatu"
Gojira, a.k.a. Godzilla - self-explanatory...

*this list will change... most likely on a daily basis*

Now let me take a moment to re-clarify a few things with everyone who is not aware of what all the inside jokes mean in MM.

The calling of Frodo: In our effort to take over the world, we have decided to re-invent the English language. We are replacing all words with typos. ^_~

The One Ice Cream Scoop- OK... to understand this one you really should read Day 8 of MM <http://www.geocities.com/musemadness/archives/8.html>. Basically, in place of Sauron's one ring... the world is now in peril because of the One Ice Cream Scoop. ^_~

Corn Cob Reference- Basically LB was stuck with lots of corn on the cob at one point...

OK.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... well... the problem is that you have to read the archives to really get in to all of the jokes... not to mention they are all so numerous that there is no way I can list them all. SO, if you get confused or want to ask about them... just reply to either one of the posts to MM or to LB, Caesar, or me.

Muse Reference Guide:

Muses handled mostly by Calla (I have more because I write a lot more stories, and these include muses of my own creation too...>_<):

Haldir
Legolas
Arwen
And most LOTR elves
Tony
Katija
Chris
Vincent
Fairy Calla
Chibi Calla
FY cast
and probably some others that are there I can't think of

Muses handled by LB:

Seph
Minion
Fairy Biggs
Aragorn
The Aragorn clones ^^;;
Alucard
and again probably more...

Muses handled by Caesar:

Vlad Dracula
Tor Johnson
Orlok
Gojira
Tom Servo
Crow
Gypsy
Dr. Forrester
TV's Frank

(keep in mind that these are the muses that are normally handled by the above... this doesn't mean that they always are... sometimes we, and our guest musers borrow each other's muses for the day or for a line or two. ^^;;;;... so it's really a free for all... LOL)

People that show up spasmatically that can be used and thrown in my anyone:

Hermione
Sauron
Gollum
Frodo
GW cast
M-Kiwamu (aka Kiwi)
M-Fu-ki
M-Kaede

and some others I can't think of I'm sure.....

The Masters and Mistresses of Castle De Muse:

http://www.livejournal.com/~caesar2112 (friends-only)
http://www.livejournal.com/~ladybiggs
http://www.livejournal.com/~lediamond (under friends only)

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